"You're a whiny little baby." (To Kylie, after she said there were no options for snacks, and I loudly counted to her 16 snack options)
"She's going to burn this place down."
Child: "But I love it."
Me: "I don't care. Move" (about the chair she was sitting in )
"Stop smothering Sophie with a pillow, it freaks me out."
There were many more I didn't remember to write down. Please, add your own in the comments!
Inspired by Brian Regan, especially around the 3:30 point of this:
And some sister shots, just to complete my week:
The best bribe/babysitter around: Television!