"Unattended Children...

...will be given espresso and a free puppy."

I was recently reminded of that quote and remembered a morning from last week. I'm not sure how I didn't hear the bag, but nonetheless:
Yes, that is entire bag of walnuts all over our (very abused) couch. And just a few days later she took it upon herself to drag a chair into the kitchen to find the Symphony chocolate bars on a higher shelf. She had already unwrapped and sunk her teeth into it, twice actually, before being found out. And when we did find her, she just looked at us with uncertain eyes like a puppy who knew better, not knowing what the punishment would be, but also not regretting a minute of it!
Chocolate is just that good. Smart kid.